"I'm allergic to forks, I really am." (age 3)
"I'm going to go crunch my numbers before bed." (age 3)
"I was going to break out in goosebumps." (age 3)
"What's for breakfast?" (cereal) "That doesn't sound very exciting." (age 3)
"Mom made a patch of breadsticks." (age 4)
"A gopher came through the vent. I ate it." (age 4)
"What does Jesus eat for breakfast?" (age 4)
"My leg pit hurts." (age 4)
"I sure am handy with my feet." (age 4)
"When I have kids I won't put soap in their mouths when they say naughty words." (age 4)
"My heart's going to break out in goosebumps." (age 4)
"This is my bedtime feast." (age 4)
"In the old days there was no electricity. There was no power. Only Jesus had power." (age 4)
"We shouldn't say bad things like 'hey, I'm smokin'.' " (age 4)
"If Jesus asked us to move to the South Pole, we'd sure do it." (age 4)
"They shouldn't litter. Littering is bad. We should have a council." (age 4)
"Let's play duck, duck, human." (age 4)
"I'm teaching Sister Seguine about compost." (age 4)
"Vultures are the most dangerous birds. We should stay away from them." (age 5)
"Kung Fu Panda is my favorite movie ever and I haven't even seen it yet." (age 5)
"My new shoes came with a good luck guarantee." (age 5)
(Doing sand art in a bottle) "If you mix it up you can call it modern art." (age 5)
"Can I have some more teeter-totters?" (age 5)
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