Kaden Funnies 2010 - 2012

"I'm just pretty sorry, not all the way sorry." (age 5)

"Two nights with broccoli--yea!" (age 6)

"You can climb on my back to get the Christmas decorations down." (age 6)

"Santa Claus wears a tutu." (age 6)

"Let's play Duck, Duck, Goose. I'll be the one who ducks and gooses everyone. I'm the gooseman." (age 6)

"When I die, I'll be good for Heavenly Father." (age 6)

"When I grow up and have kids and a wife, I'm going to be really nice. Sometimes I'll give my kids timeouts and mostly I won't. And when my kids say please, we'll have donuts every week." (age 6)

"Do unto others as they've done unto you." (age 6)

"Sometimes when I see spiders it gives me the freaks." (age 6)

Kaden: "Our brains control our bodies, but what controls our brains?" (age 6)
Dad: "Our spirits. It stops there." (age 31)

(Kaden and I were talking about paying off student loans...)
"Why are you paying for it when you're not even going there?" (age 6)

"When I grow up I think I'll be Kyle's high school teacher." (age 6)

"I'm getting goosebumps and they're sad ones." (age 6)

"I am going to be filthy and rich." (age 7)

Kyle: "Did you know that smart phones are even smarter than people?" (age 5)
Kaden: "But smart phones don't know how old Santa is." (age 7)

Kaden: "I'm going to build myself a burial chamber for when I die." (age 7)
Kyle: "No, you should live in your burial chamber." (age 5)