I found this in my email. Just haven't posted stuff like this in a while. But they're still funny!
"Throw ice cream in my face then I'll go give him a kiss." Kameron, 3
"Daddy could teach me to play volleyball. He's a professional. Do you know what a professional is mom? It's someone who's super good at something." Kameron, 4
Kameron tucked Kate in: "I just kissed her on the cheek because we're not married" Kameron 5, Kate, 3
Kameron and Kate got caught playing with a bucket of nails at Grandma Simpson's house...
Kameron: "See? I told you it was a bad idea." Kameron, 3; Kate, 2
"If you're going to cut someone open you have to get permission first, right?" Kameron, 4
"I'm going to be a squirrel hunter when I grow up. Then I can climb trees." Kameron, 4
"When I grow up I'm going to be modern art. Daddy, what are you going to be when you grow up?" Kameron, 4
"I love you a bushel and a peck, a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck, and that's what it's all about." Kameron, 4
During Family Home Evening when she couldn't sit still: "I just want to dance!" Kate, 3
"I don't want to brush and floss my teeth it hurts my feelings." Kate, 3
While eating dinner. Mom told Kate she could eat or go to bed. She responded. "I'll behave." Kate, 3
"Are twizzlers fruit?" Kate, 3
"You're messing up my flight plan." Kyle, 5
"I own my bed. You own the money." Kyle, 5
(after eating 3 sandwiches for dinner) "What are we having for breakfast in the morning?" Kyle, 5
"Give it back immediately!" Kyle, 5
"I just can't believe that space doesn't end. But how does space exist if there's no where for it to end?" Kyle, 6
"I'm going to be a vet when I grow up. I'm going to specialize in dogs." Kyle, 6
Kyle: "What's a bra?"
Mom: "You know; it's what girls wear."
Kyle: "Oh, so it's a headband."
Kyle, 7
Kaden: "I'm accountable, I'm nine."
Kyle: "Am I a cannibal?"
(Kaden, 9; Kyle, 7)
“Why doesn't Kyle sit on he couch? He can see better than any of us. He has the biggest head.” Kameron, 6
“I know how to tell the difference between guys and girls. Girls have different looks on their faces.” Kaden, 10
(On Groundhog Day) "Happy Warthog Day!" Kate, 5
(Kameron's in time-out)
Mom: "Kameron, what did you do wrong?"
Kameron: "I can't talk about it."
Kameron, 3
"I feel swell. I feel brand new, like a toy right out of the box." Kaden, 7
"Pretty Kaden." Kate, 1
"I'm sorry for all the bad things I did. I had to say sorry because I don't want to get split up from you. I'm going to repent in the morning, at night, in the afternoon: always." Kyle, 5
"A bug touched me!" Kate, 2, screaming
"This is my princess room." Kate, 2
"Let's watch the Jesus Christ movie." Kameron, 3 (referring to Book of Mormon stories videos)
"Is there a toenail fairy?" Kyle, 5
(Kameron to Mom) "I love you more than my pig stuffed animal." Kameron, 3
(Kate in the Dinosaur Museum) "Me not like that one. Me not like that one..." Kate, 2
(Kate saw her brothers get a new toy) "Mom, that's not fair." Kate, 2
Mom: "Do you want to go to the Christmas party and see Santa?"
Kate: "Yeah, Yeah. And have ice cream and brownie and that's all I eat there." Kate, 2
Kate's excuses: "I'm just too tired. I'm busy right now." Kate, 2
"Me not like Santas." Kate, 2
"I don't like the word adorable. I don't think anyone should use it on me." Kaden, 8
"There's a swerm of birds." Kameron, 7